Total Medals Earned: 408 (From
118 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,110 Points
Win a Battle 1st Try
16 Military Units
Earn 1000 Mana
Retreat 10 Units
Reclaim All Parts of Your Amulet
Heal 20 Units
Build a Level 4 Building
Kill 500 Baddies
Mine 10000 Gold
Use All Acts of God
Max Level a Unit
Finish the Game in Under 35 Days
Drive through your first level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Reach level 30
Reach level 40
Reach level 50 and unlock the jeep vehicle
Reach level 60
Reach level 70
Reach level 80
Reach level 90
Reach level 100 and unlock the jeep vehicle
Reach level 110
Reach level 120
Reach level 130
Reach level 140
Reach level 150 and unlock the tank vehicle
Reach level 160
Played Bandits & Barbarians for the first time
Reach Silver Rank in Competitive
Reach Gold Rank in Competitive
Reach Diamond Rank in Competitive
Unlocked Red Knight!
Unlocked Blue Knight!
Unlocked Green Knight!
Unlocked Orange Knight!
Unlocked Grey Knight!
Unlocked Fencer!
Unlocked Beekeeper!
Unlocked Peasant!
Unlocked Peasant Girl!
Unlocked Skeleton!
Unlocked Green Princess!
Unlocked Blue Princess!
Unlocked Pink Knight!
Unlocked Alien!
Unlocked Eskimo!
Unlocked Industrialist!
Unlocked Brute!
Unlocked Snakey!
Unlocked Saracen!
Unlocked Royal Guard!
Unlocked Stove Face!
Unlocked Cone Head!
Unlocked Red Princess!
Unlocked Blacksmith!
Unlocked Hatty!
Unlocked Necromancer!
Unlocked King!
Unlocked Bear!
Unlocked Fire Demon!
Unlocked Ninja!
Unlocked Tricky!
Lose The Gulag
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
Win The Gulag
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Loot a painting!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Check out the Credits!
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard